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THE BOY

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★★★½ Starring Lauren Cohan, Rupert Evans, James Russell, Ben Robson Directed by William Brent Bell 2016 / 97 Minutes / Entertainment One Alternatively titled “Great, now I have a porcelain doll fetish” (if you can make it to the end of this […]

BONE TOMAHAWK

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★★★★½ Starring Kurt Russell, Patrick Wilson, Matthew Fox, Richard Jenkins, Lili Simmons, David Arquette, Sean Young Directed by S. Craig Zahler 2015 / 132 Minutes / RLJ Entertainment Wow wow wowiee. This movie is GREAT! I’m not a huge fan of westerns but I […]

THE VISIT

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★½ Starring Olivia DeJonge, Ed Oxenbould, Deanna Dunagan, Peter McRobbie, Kathryn Hahn, Celia Keenan-Bolger Directed by M. Night Shyamalan 2015 / 94 Minutes / Universal Pictures Ugh. One of the reasons I enjoyed the film Creep (check out my review) was because it made […]

THE ROAD

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★★★ Starring Viggo Mortensen, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Robert Duvall, Guy Pearce, Molly Parker, Charlize Theron 2009 / 111 Minutes / Dimension Films I’ve seen this twice now, the first time being when it was originally released and I have to say I don’t think it […]

SCREAM: THE TV SERIES

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★★★★½ Starring Willa Fitzgerald, Bex Taylor-Klaus, John Karna, Carlson Young 2015 / Season One / 45 Minutes (11 Episodes) / MTV I am a HUUUUGE fan of Wes Craven’s 1996 classic Scream, so much so that I could literally watch it once […]

SILENT HILL: REVELATION

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★ Starring Adelaide Clemens, Kit Harington, Carrie-Anne Moss, Sean Bean, Radha Mitchell, Malcolm McDowell 2012 / 95 Minutes /Alliance Atlantis Motion Pictures Revelation is a pretty arrogant word to be using anywhere near this film. This is truly a piece of garbage […]

ABC’s OF DEATH 2

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★★★★ Starring Eric Jacobus, Andy Nyman, Ben Maccabee, Stefanie Wood 2014 / 125 Minutes / Magnet Releasing I love anthologies because you can usually get in and out of a story before it gets boring. What’s great about ABC’s of Death […]

THE DEN

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★★ Starring Melanie Papalia, David Schlachtenhaufen, Adam ShapiroAnna Margaret Hollyman 2014 / 81 Minutes / IFC Midnight There’s nothing more frustrating than a movie with an interesting concept that just ends up pooping its pants before it makes it to […]

DEAD SNOW: RED VS DEAD

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★★★ Starring Vegar Hoel, Ørjan Gamst, Martin Starr, Jocelyn DeBoer 2014 / 100 Minutes / Entertainment One It’s been a couple years since I saw the first Dead Snow and the only thing I remember besides Nazi zombies is the […]

A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE

Elise

★★★ Starring AJ Bowen, Amy Seimetz, Joe Swanberg, Lane Hughes 2010 / 87 Minutes / Anchor Bay Films I’m a fan of filmmaking duo Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett who’ve given us brilliant films like You’re Next and The Guest, […]

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